Oh no, my plumbing hasn’t been working lately and I really have to take a crap… luckily, I know someone who can help, and I won’t even have to pay them… that’s right, you’re the lucky little toilet I’m going to be using from now on! And you’ll do it, because you’re just starving for any lick of attention from me, willing to take whatever I’m willing to give to you… and I know you LOVE how I talk to you through the process, telling you when to lick and taste my ass as I’m pushing my turd into your mouth, telling you when to suck on it lovingly as it crawls down your tongue and down your throat… and moaning and my pussy dripping with pleasure, since it feels so GOOD to shit. Why? Because it’s hilarious, getting weak men to do whatever I want when I have them under my thumb, and that’s *just* where you belong.
I crap out a huge, thick turd, choking you with it. I laugh, telling you to chew it, chew that raw shit up. I don’t care if you gag–if you do, I’ll just make you eat your shitty vomit! I can’t help but be SO amused when you cry and beg, but you’re getting hard even when you act like you’re disgusted. Do you actually LIKE being my little slave, loser? You really ARE just a worm, just as I suspected. I step on your eyes, then step on the shit in your mouth, pushing it down your throat. You better hurry up, toilet! You’re going too slow… hm, that actually gives me an idea! I’ll keep you as a human toilet, and train you to eat my shit so fast it’s disappearing down your throat right as it’s pushing its way out my butthole. Do whatever I tell you to, little slave, and your dirty secrets are safe with me!